Wednesday, March 12, 2008

But, Mom, he said he'd make me a star!

You know, maybe my parents were overly protective (ok...those of you that know me are aware of that fact), and yes, I probably didn't realize that "The Toy Tiger" in Lousyville was indeed an adult establishment rather than a toy store until long after I should have, but c'mon--how does your non-driver's license having 14-year old get a job at a strip club that keeps her out until midnight on a school night without the parental units wondering what the heck is going on??!?

I suppose my sole source of comfort is that she *only* worked for two nights.

3 comments:

The Locke said...

This story doesn't give very many details...like was she hot?

the_cfo said...

eeeewwwww....c'mon...she's 14!

The Locke said...

Sometimes I forget I have a daughter and comments like this will surely come back to haunt me one day.

Also, I wish they would have published her stripper name, that way all of the dudes that got a lap dance from her over the course of those two nights will get the screaming heebie-jeebies when they realize they gave a tween a brunksky.

...there I go again.