Potty Mouth

I've been meaning to write about this topic for quite some time, but time has not been a luxury these days with work, work travel, and just the litany of things one has to complete during the day.

What I can say is that as Connor gets older, bathroom breaks are becoming, well, more...hmmmm....interesting. Following are the Top 5 most recent (and amusing) comments heard in the ladies restrooms around town.

5. Mommy, what's that box for?
Brain goes into overdrive trying to explain the "special" paper products that go in the metal containers in the ladies restrooms and why he can't add his used toilet paper to the mix. You just don't want to know, son. One day, you will be horrified by the real answer.

4. Did you hear that big 'plop' Mommy?
Why are boys are always so proud of their waste??

3. Don't Touch Me, Mommy
Panic! Does the person in the next stall think the kid is getting a "bad touch"? Will I have the local PD surrounding the joint upon on my exist from the restroom, complete with toilet paper trailing from my shoe?

2. Mommy, can I touch your *squishy* belly??!?
Allow me to note, there is a great deal of emphasis on "squishy" here, with a little chuckle at the end. Thanks son, not only do I have a constant reminder of my 2-baby-having-belly when I pull up and down my pants, but if that's not enough, now I have a little goblin cheerleader to remind me. At least he likes it I guess. That makes one of us.

1. Stupid Tricky! Spray!!
The little guy proclaimed this after assuming the position in front of the toilet in a Wendy's restroom and then wasn't able to complete the deed. I just about lost it, as it was so loud and so demanding, I'm quite sure the kitchen staff had quite a chuckle.

I have a feeling Cline's toilet travels may not be so amusing at this age...well, I hope not.